S14EP03 - Medicinal Fried Chicken (RM Format)

New state laws prohibiting fast food restaurants in low-income neighborhoods result in the closure of all KFC eateries in Colorado, much to the dismay of Cartman, who is addicted to the food. When Randy Marsh learns a former KFC outlet has become a medical cannabis dispensary, he attempts to give himself cancer to get a doctor's referral for marijuana. After placing his testicles into a microwave oven, Randy successfully gives himself testicular cancer, as well as testicles so large he has to use a wheelbarrow to carry them. Randy obtains his medical referral and starts smoking marijuana regularly. Meanwhile, his testicles continue to grow, to the point that he uses them as a space hopper for movement. Randy convinces his friends that women find larger testicles attractive, and they eventually give themselves testicular cancer as well. The local doctor, unaware of the men's self-irradiation, becomes convinced a recent change in South Park is responsible for the cancer outbreak.

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S14EP02 - The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (RM Format)

The students at South Park Elementary are assigned to read The Catcher in the Rye, and are excited to do so after learning about the controversy surrounding the book. Butters finishes reading the novel and immediately goes into a trance-like state and becomes convinced that he must kill John Lennon until his dad tells him that Lennon's already dead. However, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hate the novel, not finding it offensive and wondering why it was banned in public schools. They decide to write their own novel, entitled The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs after Kenny's suggestion, with the intention of making it the most profane and controversial book ever.

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S14EP01 - Sexual Healing (RM Format)

The new edition of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour series of video games incorporates elements of the alleged physical altercations Woods had with his wife regarding his extramarital affairs, and resembles a fighting game more than a golf simulation. Cartman, Stan, and Kenny become big fans of the game. Meanwhile, scientists at the Center for Disease Control determine that sex addiction is a disease reaching epidemic proportions. They decide to screen schoolchildren for the disease, and Kenny, Kyle, and Butters are diagnosed as sex addicts. Kenny is killed after attempting autoerotic asphyxiation, while Kyle and Butters are sent to attend a therapy session for sex addicts consisting of Michael Douglas, Michael Jordan, Ben Roethlisberger, David Duchovny, Charlie Sheen, David Letterman, Bill Clinton, Billy Bob Thornton, Kobe Bryant, Elliot Spitzer, and Tiger Woods.

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